Drinking a glass of red wine. Watching Laura watch “The Tori Spelling Show.” What a joke!!! Who fucking cares about Tori Spelling? Who is Tori Spelling? Watching thousands of people line up to get Tori’s autograph at a book signing. Celebrity bullshit. What fucking sad individuals. Crying. Screaming. Yelling. BOOK TOUR. TORI SPELLING. WHAT FUCKING PATHETIC PUTZ BUYS A TORI SPELLING BOOK? Who cares about Tori and Dean? Dean McDermott, Tori’s putzy husband. SHIT ACTOR. SHIT PERSONALITY. GOLD DIGGER. NO TALENT…BOTH OF THEM. Watching the line at this useless book signing. Watching fat people cry. FAT BORING UGLY PEOPLE WAITING TO GET TORI SPELLING TO SIGN THEIR USELESS BOOK.
Our society is pathetic. ZERO INDIVIDUALISM. FOLLOWERS. LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR. A book about nothing. Nothing interesting. Nothing unique. Same old boring shit. Loser fans driving days to see a useless puppet. HOW FUCKING SAD. WHY DON’T THESE FATSO’S WRITE THEIR OWN USELESS BOOK? ACT IN SOME USELESS SHOW? MARRY SOME USELESS PUTZ? I need to drink a magnum of wine to get through this shit. One hour of shit television. I am at my boiling point. I picture myself throwing the tv out the window. Hopefully killing someone’s yappy dog. Or killing a dog owner. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SOCIETY??? Mediocrity everywhere. Too many assholes get too much credit for mediocre work. DUMB PEOPLE LEADING OUR COUNTRY. THE DUMBER YOU ARE THE BETTER. Dean McDermott is going to get a baseball thrown at him. Through the tv. I am sweating. Boiling. Drinking. Pondering. Gagging. Laughing. Choking. CHEESE. ALL FUCKING CHEESE. FUCKING PHONIES. FUCKING EVERYWHERE. WHERE HAVE ALL THE REAL PEOPLE GONE??? Why does mediocrity get rewarded? WHY??? WHY??? WHY???
Frustrations all making sense.
Drinking all making sense.
Sleeplessness all making sense.
Firings all making sense.
Criminal record all making sense.
Intermittent Explosive Behaviour Disorder all making sense.
Narcississm all making sense.
Everything is making sense thanks to Tori and Dean and Laura watching this shitty fucking show.
I used to jerk off to Tori Spelling but now I would like to jerk off in her fucking face. HER AND DEAN.
WHAT TWO USELESS TITS!!!
NOW SHE WANTS TO WRITE A CHILDREN’S BOOK. WHAT A FUCKING CUNT.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
notanotherphony. 