Jack Tait came back. he doesn’t know where he was or where he went but he is back so none of that other stuff matters. he still has one ball. still has one dick. still has one heart but he can rarely find it. he is constipated and hasn’t taken a shit in fourteen days. he has gained fourteen pounds. he has jerked off thirteen times and blown his load into a tissue twelve times. the other time he blew his load directly into the toilet that he was masturbating on. Jack Tait is horny and alone. he once fucked one hundred and twenty girls but hasn’t fucked a single girl in twenty years. he has fucked a giant Panda but he was drunk so it didn’t count.
Jack Tait now walks nakedly towards the north pole. he has no idea why. he has stopped thinking. he only feels. he is a man of action and delight. a man among wolves and parrots. he continues to walk. he looks up ahead and only sees skunks and raccoons. he laughs and walks. a car whizzes by and sprays Jack with water from a big greasy puddle. Jack gives the gentlemen the middle finger. the car quickly stops and turns around. Jack grabs a big rock and waits. the car stops. a small man with long grey hair gets out. Jack throws the rock at the man’s windshield and smashes it. “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BUDDY? I WILL FUCKING SMASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN YOU ONE BALLED FUCKING FREAK!!!” the small man screams. Jack laughs and walks over to the small man. his one ball bouncing in the wind. he smiles at him and begins to karate chop the small man’s head. the small man starts crying and crying and crying some more. “I GIVE UP…I GIVE UP. YOU’RE TOO STRONG AND CRAZY. I’M SORRY…I’M SORRY…STOP!!!” Jack stops and laughs. he picks up another rock and smashes it against the side window. glass shattered. “don’t you ever spray me again. don’t you ever disrespect me again. don’t you ever talk to me again. now go home to Mommy and tell her I will be by to give her my 12 incher on Thursday.” “okay Daddy. I love you.” “I love you too Frankie.”
"I love you Frankie."
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