Jack Tait drank a beer and sat back and looked up at the sky. it was cloudy. it was dark. it was dull. almost as dull as the maggots and puppets who ran the world. he knew that he no longer fit in this world but he had a wife and daughter to take care of in this world.. life getting harder by the day. the lies of society finally being exposed but was Jack the only human who recognized the lies? the deception?
“THE WORLD IS FULL OF RICH WHITE FOLKS. DULL POOR FOLKS. ANGRY IMMIGRANTS. COMPLACENT IMMIGRANTS. COMPLACENT WHITE POOR FOLKS. DIRTY POLITICIANS. FAKE ACTIVISTS AND POLITE DULL ASSHOLES WHO ALLOW THE LIES AND DECEPTION TO CONTINUE!!!”
Jack Tait finished his beer and walked down the long barren driveway. he normally rode his bike but there were now rules on drinking and driving even for bicycles. the rules were only intended for immigrants but Jack Tait was an immigrant to the police and politicians because he had long hair and a long bushy beard with no clothes. he didn’t wear khaki pants and a golf shirt with parted hair and a mini beer belly. life rewarding the average constantly while Jack with a brain and something to say walked nakedly along the average road in the average town of Oville. Jack Tait walked and talked. he screamed and then dreamed. he dreamed of a better life. a life that was once filled with real people and real movies. real music and real jobs. real roads and real teachers. real activists and real heroes. Jack Tait smiled. his one nut scraping the side of the sidewalk. Jack Tait did not scream in pain. he had finally succumbed to the disease of NUMBNESS that our politicians have strove to teach us. to brainwash us. to smash us down as far as we can go so we do not think about how pathetic our country really is. how it was once a thriving country filled with thriving and passionate people but has now sunk into the depths of nothingness. pathetic television. pathetic movies. pathetic music. pathetic theatre. pathetic malls and pathetic politicians with no balls continue to lead our once important country. our once vibrant country.
Jack Tait continued to walk. even he did not know where he was going but he knew one thing. “I HAVE BEEN LIED TO MY WHOLE LIFE. OUR SOCIETY IS FILLED WITH LIARS WHO PREACH THE LIE TO KEEP THEM ON TOP WHILE OFFERING NOTHING. THEY ALSO LIE TO KEEP THE SMART PEOPLE WITH A BRAIN ON THE BOTTOM. THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THINGS TO OFFER ARE GAGGED AND TORTURED. LIFE WEARING THEM DOWN WHILE AVERAGE DULL MAGGOTS WHO LISTEN TO DRAKE AND PHARREL DRINK CHAMPAGNE AND EAT CAVIAR OFF THE NAKED BODIES OF THE WHORES AND THE SECRETARIES!!!”
Jack Tait walked by the beer store but the beer store now only offered piss in a can with a Molson Canadian label on the front of it. he then walked by the liquor store and it only offered bad grape juice with a label that read, Jackson Triggs. He then walked downtown and saw Kentucky Fried Chicken. Pizza Pizza. McDonald’s. Burger King. Taco Bell. A police station. A Midas Muffler and forty three Tim Horton’s Coffee Shops which also double for Sandwich and Soup Shops.
Jack Tait began to scream, “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLP!!!”
“SOMEBODY HELP ME. I HAVE LOST MY WAY. I AM BAD. I AM EVIL. I AM WRONG TO SPEAK MY TRUTH. I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE RIGHT AND I WAS WRONG. I NOW REALIZE THAT MCDONALD’S IS HEALTHY AND KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS IS A GOOD SHOW AND STEPHEN HARPER IS NOT A LYING GREEDY MAGGOT WHO CARES ONLY ABOUT HIMSELF AND HIS RICH EMPIRE. I NOW REALIZE THAT DRAKE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY AS DOES MARY POPPINS AND ALL OF THE CRITICS TOO. EVEN TRANSFORMERS HAS SO MUCH TO TEACH US ALL. I AM SORRY GOD. I AM SORRY JESUS. YOU ARE MY SAVIOUR EVEN THOUGH THE WORLD IS FILLED WITH EVIL PEOPLE WHO GET AHEAD AND TORTURED POOR SOULS WHO DIE OF STARVATION. IF I PRAY YOU WILL ANSWER.”
Jack Tait turned around and walked back home. his sixty minutes of sunshine was enough due to his skin cancer and failing heart. he accomplished nothing today. but he accomplished nothing yesterday either. he also accomplished nothing the day before. just another dull day in another dull town which is in another dull country. everything dull to Jack. and Jack Tait is right. he knows that everyone else is wrong. he also knows that he will soon die. Jack Tait is too aware in an unaware society.