FUCK EVERYONE.

It was Tuesday April something and Taylor had her Ontario tryouts for basketball in Orillia.  Jack Tait and Sarah picked up Taylor early from school and made the long drive up to Orillia.  Taylor was super excited for the second tryout and the chance to be on an elite basketball team.  They drove two long hours and arrived at the shitty school in a shitty area of a shitty town called Orillia where shit people think they are relevant people but they are merely shit but relevant in their own shitty town.
  Anyway, Jack Tait and the family arrived early as usual as Taylor was super dedicated in a sport that was filled with half dedicated kids.  Jack Tait and the family spoke with some guy who said he was the Athletic Director of the shitty school.  he was a nice guy.  but a nice guy who was happy with his job in a shitty town and not driven to make the world a better place.  Jack Tait knew many guys like this.  He was once the star athlete in his high school but when it came time to the awards he lost out on the Athlete of the Year Award to a bench warmer for the basketball team while Jack was the star on three different teams but fucked off in school and rarely followed the rules.  politics always in play in a world filled with fucking phoniness and nepotism.
  Anyway, after about a half an hour many other kids arrived.  Most of them bratty as fuck.  typical bratty kids with typical bratty parents.  a horror show of fucking losers.  But losers moving ahead because of who they know and who they blow.  sickening and sad.  dull and sad.  Taylor avoided the brats and walked into the gym early to shoot and practice her dribbling.  a girl driven to be the best but never looked at by the so called expert coaches who look at the same typical girls who play the same typical way.
The coaches finally arrive and give a seemingly heartfelt speech about the tryouts and how they are so proud to be a part of this program.  they speak about how the most important thing for these tryouts is effort and attitude.  they tell the kids that everyone should be proud of themselves for coming out and that it will be hard to choose the team but the journey doesn’t stop here and other kinds of utter bullshit that almost made Jack Tait barf.
The practice begins and Jack Tait focuses on Taylor and sees how great she is doing at dribbling and shooting and all the skills that these maggots/coaches said they were looking at in determining who would make the team.  As Jack was watching Taylor succeed he looked over and saw John Forth, a coach for Orange Vegas Hawks, standing there in his dumb orange shirt running some drills.  he instantly knew the set-up was on.  his daughter was trying out and she would make the team and they would throw her friend on the team too.  politics even in shitty Orillia as it is in the shitty world.  impossible to escape.  then Jack Tait saw another coach speaking with her five kids and knew that they would make the team too.  He also remembered Taylor’s Hawks coach tell everyone that only Laura and Michelle would make the team and so he knew that they would make it too.  Michelle would need a lift and so her best friend, Elaine, would also make the team.  As Jack Tait was thinking all of this he saw Taylor busting her ass and showing off her amazing skills.  two years ago she couldn’t dribble a ball but now dribbling and shooting with the best of them at this “so-called” elite camp.  The tryout was almost over when the phony coach delivered a fake fucking phony speech about it being hard to pick the team and everyone worked their tails off and this is not the end of the journey and all kinds of other bullshit that, once again, made Jack Tait almost puke.  This MAGGOT finally finished his fake phony speech and Jack Tait could breathe again.
The tryout ended and Taylor thanked the phony coach.  she then took a few more shots that no one noticed as the coaches were focusing on the girls who they had already decided would make the team.  she got herself ready and the family left the shitty school in the shitty town.  they picked up some shitty take-out for the shitty drive home and then had to play the waiting game.
Day one came and went without an email from the maggot.
Day two came and went without an email from the maggot.
Day three came and action finally started happening.  Taylor’s friend who fucked around all tryout MADE the team.  Taylor then found out that another girl from her team in Orange Vegas made the team too.  she also fucked around all tryout and Taylor then realized that this maggoty coach who preached effort and focus was all talk (typical) and already had the team set.
Sarah and Jack were very tense and the “set-up” seemed apparent.  Laura, Michelle, Elaine, and John Forth’s daughter and friend all had made the team.  Taylor had not heard anything.  wait.  wait.  wait.  Sarah and Jack couldn’t wait any longer and so Sarah emailed the phony maggot coach and he emailed right back explaining that he had tried numerous times to email (BULLSHIT) but it wasn’t going through.  the email also said that Taylor DID NOT make the team and it was a tough decision but that Taylor needs to work on BLAH BLAH BLAH.  ALL A PILE OF FUCKING BULLSHIT COMING OUT OF A FUCKING TYPICAL SMALL TOWN FUCKING BULLSHIT MOUTH.  A BULLSHIT MOUTH THAT HAS SUCKED THE SMALL COCKS OF SMALL TOWN COACHES WITH DAUGHTERS AND SUCKED THE COCKS OF OLD LOUD MOUTH MANIAC COACHES THAT PUT GIRLS DOWN AND DOES NOTHING TO GROW THEIR CONFIDENCE BUT HAVE LOSER COMPLACENT PARENTS FOOLED BUT NOT JACK TAIT AND SARAH.
The fix was real and the fix was obvious.  the sad part being that the fix hurts the heart of a poor little girl who does nothing but bust her ass and treat everyone with respect.
a sickening lesson to learn at such a young age.
Jack Tait looked at his young daughter crying and was first fileld with compassion but the compassion quickly turned to RAGE.
he grabbed his Louisville Slugger and rode his blue tricycle straight over to John Forth’s house.  he knocked on the front door and the fat fucker named John answered.
“Oh yeah big guy how are you doing?”  fake John said with a fake smile.
“FUCK YOU YOU PHONY MAGGOT!!!!”  Jack said back and then pounded John into oblivion.  blood splattering everywhere.
Then Jack jumped on his blue tricycle and rode over to Taylor’s Orange Vegas Hawks coach house.  Jack knocked on the door and the old fucker who should be in jail for abuse answered.
“Hey Jack…what’s up?”  he said with his typical big smile.
“FUCK YOU YOU PHONY MAGGOT!!!”  Jack answered back.  he then bashed the old man over the head with his Louisville Slugger.  Blood spalttering everywhere.
Jack Tait then hopped on his blue tricycle and rode over to the assistant coaches house who was the ultimate puppet along with his wife.  they befriended everyone and never spoke ill of anyone or anything.  the worst kind of human being.  zero backbone and zero opinion.  robots.  sheep.  cement in a big house with many kids.  THE PERFECT FAMILY.  BUT THE PHONIEST FAMILY.
Jack Tait knocked on the door and Will answered with his fake wife right beside him.
“Hey Jack…wh…”
Jack Tait didn’t let the phony finish before he smashed his face in with the Louisville Slugger.  He let his screaming wife go but not before he called her a sick human being with nothing to offer the world.
Jack Tait then jumped on his tricycle and rode it all the way to Orillia.  He somehow someway found the coach of the Elite Basketball team and asked him if he wanted to go for a coffee.  The maggot said “YES”.
they grabbed their coffees and sat down.
“How the fuck did you leave my daughter off the team but you allowed Michelle, Elaine, and Coach Forth’s kids to make it?  Such utter bullshit.  you spoke about working hard and playing hard with good attitudes but it seems to me that you were already swayed by Coach Forth and the old maniac Coach for Orange Vegas.  how dare you talk bullshit when it was all fixed you FUCKING FAGGOTY ASSED MAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????  I WILL FUCKING SMASH YOUR FACE IN UNTIL YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH!!!!”
and with that Jack began to batter the phony coach’s face in.  he refused to speak so Jack bashed more.  blood spewing out from his nose and eyes. 
“YOU WANT MORE YOU FUCKING MAGGOT???”
this fucking phony wouldn’t speak.  Jack kept bashing.  it went on for over an hour and then the phony coach caved.
“I will tell you what happened.  I am embarrassed but I have realized that you caught on.  So Old Man abusive coach told us to pick Laura and Michelle.  But then Michelle needed a lift so we had to pick her friend Elaine even though they were both messing around the whole time.  Then Coach Forth was helping us and kissing ass so we had to pick his fat daughter and her friend.  they are average players and Coach Forth is an average man but he helped us so we had to give him a favour back.  so that is what happened.”
“But what about my daughter you fucking maggot???  she busted her ass for two days and did all the drills amazingly well.  WHAT THE FUCK???”
“I can’t tell you.”
with that answer Jack Tait pounded the loser coach in the face once more.
“okay.  okay.  so…Coach Forth told me that you and your wife have caused a lot of problems with the useless organization known as HAWKS.  he said that you complained about the first coach and then the maniac coach and he said that you are too intense for such a shitty association.”
“But why take it out on my beautiful daughter???”
“Politics Jack.  everything is politics.”
and with that stupid answer Jack Tait took his Louisville Slugger and unleashed one more massive swing at the maggoty coaches head.  blood and more blood exiting his small brain.
“HEEEEEEEEEELP…DON’T DO IT!!!  HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP”
Jack Tait walked away.  he jumped on his blue tricycle and rode home.
He arrived at home and walked straight up to Taylor’s room and jumped in her bed and gave her a HUGE hug.
“I AM SOOOOOO PROUD OF YOU.  YOU WORKED YOUR ASS OFF AND YOU SHOULD BE ON THIS TEAM BUT THE COACHES HAVE ALWAYS HAD THE TEAM SET.  YOU HAD NO CHANCE.  LIES TAYLOR.  ALL FUCKING LIES!!!”
Jack Tait gave his beautiful daughter a big kiss and they both fell asleep.