she just had her first orgasm.

the cunt sat in the front row of the movie theatre and ate five pounds of double buttered popcorn and farted for two straight hours as she spoke on her glitzy pink fake cellphone.  she talked about nothing particularly interesting.  same shit.  boys.  parties.  bad movies.  hair colour.  bad music.  why are cunts so boring.  all she wants to do is get laid but she pretends she wants to find her true love.  FUCK HER…CUNT.  DUMB BITCHY FAT CUNT.  cunt farts again and then decides it might be a shit.  she waddles to the bathroom and sits on the can.  water runs from her ass.  brown water.  all the shit she has eaten for the past twenty four hours.  cunt wipes her ass with two pieces of two ply and then flushes the toilet.  it floods.  brown shitty water all over the floor.  cunt leaves.  doesn’t wash her hands.  who is her mother?  cunt waddles back to her seat in the theatre where she watches a shit movie and talks on her shitty phone.  she searches for her double buttered popcorn but it is now on the floor of the washroom.  it has turned into brown water.  cunt falls asleep.  she snores.  she wakes up and blows snot out of her nose onto the ground.  she then exits the building.  she just wasted twenty five dollars but she has no clue.  she just wants to find her true love.  as she walks she contemplates the lives of the Kardashians.  she wishes she could be just like Chloe Kardashian.  Fat and ugly.  facelifts can’t even help that cunt.  the cunt then ponders bigger issues…what should she do with her leopard skin thong that has blood on it?  should she donate them to charity.  what would Chloe do???  cunt then makes a big decision…all on her own.  she decides to go to the laundromat and wash her blood stained leopard skin panties.  she can now wear them again and perhaps get fucked so hard that she can tell her friends just how amazing little gerald is.  cunt wants to fuck.  pretends she wants real love.  cunt waddles by McDonald’s drive-thru and orders three big mac combos and a diet coke.  she grabs a magazine from the rack and looks at all the pretty sixteen year old skinny bitches and wants to be just like them.  she takes a big bite out of her big mac and then relaxes with a big smile on her face.  SHE JUST HAD HER FIRST ORGASM…CUNTS CAN BE HAPPY TOO.