Jack Tait had a bleeding ball.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”  Jack Tait screamed as he ran out of his rundown farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere.  it was bright.  it was sunny.  but it was damn fucking cold.  Jack Tait was naked.  his one sagging ball bleeding profusely.  following right behind him was an angry ugly pitbull with no teeth.  “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP!!!”  Jack screamed but no one answered.  they never do so Jack continued to run.  the angry ugly pitbull fast approaching.  Jack looked to the lord above but he saw Hitler instead.  “HEIL!!!”  Hitler said.  “FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING LITTLE MOUSTACHED MAGGOT.  I WILL HEIL HITLER YOU RIGHT BACK TO FUCKING AUSCHWITZ WHERE YOU BELONG YOU SAD SACK OF SHIT!!!”  Hitler continued screaming something with passion but Jack didn’t understand him so he continued to run.  pitbull still chasing him.  Jack knew that he shouldn’t have listened to Mahmoud Singh at the steamroom.  he knew that one ball was better than none but Singh was persistent so Jack tried to cut off his second ball.  he missed and hit his jugular vein on his scrotum.  blood everywhere.  this woke up the rabid pitbull who in turn woke up Hitler.  Hitler would have attacked Singh due to his race and colour but Jack Tait is a man of sheer integrity and he protected Mr. Singh.  He once tried to rip off his teacher’s turban back in summer school in 1945 but that was back when Jack had two functioning balls and a huge penis that he used to fuck many girls with.  Jack was a dick back then.  cocky.  now he is a one nutted good Samaritan.  people judge Jack but he does not mind.  he knows who he is and what he is capable of doing.  he no longer has the stamina to fuck all night and prefers to blow his load in thirteen thrusts.  he then fingers his female companion until she has an orgasm…fake or real.
  Jack runs and runs and runs some more.  pitbull is relentless.  it’s ugly tongue dangling from it’s ugly mouth.  and ugly jaw.  lock jaw.
  Jack wishes he had his blue tricycle but Hitler stole it last night and rode down to Harlem to deliver a speech.  Jack falls down and cries in pain.  “DADDY…DADDY…DADDY…PLEASE COME HOME.  PLEASE COME HOME.  WE ALL LOVE YOU.  WE ALL MISS YOU.  YOU ARE THE GREATEST AND YOU DIED TOO SOON.”
  Jack looked up and the ugly looking pitbull stood in front of him.  staring contest.  this lasted for three hours.  Jack shit his pants twice.  no toilet paper.  Jack was told to never look a pitbull in the eye but he never listened to THEM.  THEY WERE ALWAYS WRONG.
  Jack Tait fell to the ground.  tired.  dead.  dead tired.  the pitbull locked it’s jaw on Jack’s neck but the pitbull didn’t have any teeth so Jack laughed.  and laughed.  and laughed.  and laughed.  and laughed.  he looked to the sky and saw Hitler laughing too.  WHAT A FUCKING FRENETIC BASTARD HITLER WAS.  FUCK HIM AND GOEBBELS.  FUCKING NAZI’S!!!