RIGHT SAID FRED.

I wake up everyday with a new hope.  a new goal.  a new dream.  dreaming of a day when people would be real.  honest.  truthful.  loving.  exciting.  unpredictable.  fun.  I drop Rylee off at school and see her run around with her friends and this brings a huge smile to my face.  I then speak with the Principal about football, hockey, and other useless sports.  important when I was younger.  now just a waste of my fucking time.  time has quickly become precious.  important.  getting old sucks and DO NOT let anyone tell you otherwise.  a bunch of lies from people who have been fucking lying and fucking hiding their whole fucking lives!!!  DO NOT LET THE PEASANTS WIN.
  I then pick up Triggy and drive to work.  drive in the rat race with all the other depressed maggots.  dumb people and dumb roads.  no room.  no brains.  no life.  no hope.
  we then stop at Timmies and grab some coffees (my fourth) and proceed to work.  sitting in a building with old washed up salesmen and women.  close to retirement.  desperate.  old.  wrinkled.  shitty product and shitty personalities.  one big pile of shit.  I take a shit and then come back to our showroom.  look at beautiful product.  a beautiful girl (Triggy) and wonder what the fuck is wrong with people???  boring music.  boring stores.  boring movies.  boring food.  boring lives.  boring wives.  boring books.  boring dogs.  and boring houses.  a life filled with boredom and then death filled with fake gods and fake heavens.  fucking lies and fucking ties and fucking lives and fucking deaths.  everything has become one big FUCKING race to the bottom.  nobody cares about quality.  they only care about quantity and the race to the bottom will be a never ending one.  the sad part is that we are such a society full of dummies and sheep that nothing will change.  facebook has only proven just how dull people are.  seventy-five “likes” for a picture of some ugly dog sitting on some dull fat chick’s arm shows where we have gone.  Justin Bieber, Shia LeFUCKINGboeuf, Tori and Fucking Dean, Ellen, Simon Cowell, Drake, and Prime Minister Harper…almost forgot the fat fucking Rob Ford.  ABSOLUTE FUCKING DISGRACE AND WE FUCKING VOTED HIM IN.  we are so sad and pathetic and “HEY…WAKE THE FUCK UP BECAUSE LIFE IS SHORT AND YOU WILL ALL DIE LIVING SUCH SAD AND PATHETIC LIVES WORTHY OF NOTHING BUT REHASHED SHIT AND DRIVELS!!!”
  the walls are crumbling in and I begin to wonder if there is a way out.  all the fake self-help books and money driven psychiatrists not to mention fake teachers and fake politicians.  what has our world become?  maybe we are the aliens.  the real humans were in the sixties and seventies.  now we are robots and aliens.  puppets and sheep. 
  I sit at Starbucks and watch a fat fucking geek of a boy with his extra large track pants falling below his fat hairy ass and he has a semi hot girl all over him and I wonder just how insecure she is.  in a few years she will get fucked and fucked and fucked some more.  as long as she likes sex I see no problem as she sure as fuck is not getting laid from her fat fucking geeky boyfriend.  high school boys are sooooooooooo fucking awkward that I feel sorry for high school girls.  why fucking bother???
  life is one big topsy turvy amusement park and then we die and get buried underground and rot away with all the other rotters.  make the most of it and DO NOT lie and DO NOT take life too seriously and DO NOT listen to your elders and DO NOT listen to authority.  THEY ARE ALL WRONG.
  heart more important than head.  dead.  RIGHT SAID FRED.  bed.