stereotypes and maggots.

“shit.  shit.  shit.  everything is shit.  the “short man syndrome” always in play.  the bosses daughter.  slutty.  ugly.  fat.  useless.  peasants of the worst nature.  the blame game in full effect.  DO NOT EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR OR YOU WILL PUKE.  POINT THE FINGERS AT EVERYONE.  WE ARE ALL ADOLF HITLER TO YOU WHILE YOU RUN AROUND LIKE A BALD SHORTY ABUSING PEOPLE.  BELITTLING PEOPLE.  MOCKING PEOPLE.  SHYSTERING PEOPLE.  PEASANTS.  MAGGOTS.  HIRING DUMMIES WHO SAY, “yes” TO YOUR EVERY FEEBLE WORD YOU FUCKING SHORT USELESS MAGGOT.”
  Jack Tait woke up mad.  madder than the day he woke up yesterday mad.  he was sick of the abuse.  the lies.  the manipulations.  the lack of respect.  the nepotism.  useless people in charge of other useless people.  boring and dumb.  clean shaven and circumsized.  “FUCK THEM ALL.  THEY ARE MAGGOTS.  THEY ARE ALL DULL.  THEY HIKE THEIR PANTS UP TO THEIR MOTHERFUCKING BALLS AND SCRUNCH THEIR SMALL CIRCUMSIZED PENISES.  THEY CAN ROT IN HELL AND I WILL LAUGH AT THEIR UGLY NAKED USELESS FAT DAUGHTERS!!!”
  Jack now smiled and ran outside to his wading pool and puked.  he puked red blood and then came back inside for a bowl of cheerios.  he ate the cheerios and read the latest facebook posts and then immediately ran outside to his wading pool and puked and shit at the same time.  then a Jehova’s Witness came to the door.  Jack was naked.  the Jehova’s witness was clothed.  a shitty suit from Moore’s.  “FUCKING PEASANT.  LEAVE BEFORE I TAKE MY LOUISVILLE SLUGGER AND SMASH YOUR PEARLY WHITES RIGHT OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMMNED MOUTH.”
  “okay sir.  whatever you say.” 
  the Jehova’s witness took off.
  Jack calmly went back inside and cracked open a bottle of Jack.
  he then pulled out a wad of cash and counted it.  he laughed.  he drank.  he farted.  a silent one but a deadly one and then he ran out to his wading pull and puked once again.  I think Jack Tait was allergic to short bald men who were known to rip people off and their last name’s were FinkleSTEIN.  “FUCK ALL OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO THINK I AM EVIL.  I AM RACIST.  I AM HOMOPHOBIC.  I AM DRUNK.  FUCK ALL OF THOSE MAGGOTS.  THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT CERTAIN DICTATORS WHILE THEY FUCK PEOPLE OVER ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING TIME.  FUCK EVERYONE WHO FUCKS WITH ME.”
  Jack Tait then rode his tricycle to his Zen Master’s house and began stretching and humming silly hums.  He stretched.  he hummed.  he stretched.  he hummed.  Hamas then attacked the Zen Master’s house with bombs and knives.  then came Timothy McVeigh.  fourteen pitbulls suddenly appeared out of nowhere and while the Hamas people were saying, “ahhhhhhh nice doggy…nice doggy”  Jack pulled out his Louisville Slugger and started swinging wildly at the wild dogs that people pretended were kind.  Saddam Hussein came out of his bunker sweaty and thirsty and not far behind was the smartest yet craziest of all…Adolf Hitler.  he swung his arms wildly and kept twitching his moustache.  he had on a blue tracksuit with a large shit stain in the back.  Jack Tait offered Hitler his hand and then started jumping up and down.  “GET AWAY FROM ME.  GET AWAY FROM ME.  GET AWAY FROM ME.  I WILL TEAR YOUR COLD HEART APART AND THROW MEL LASTMAN’S TOUPEE AND STAR OF DAVID CROSS DOWN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING THROAT!!!”
  Hitler collapsed and began to cry profusely.  He had lost his chutzpah.  he also lost his virginity to the squirrel four hours earlier.  Finkelstein was happy because he ripped someone off.  scammed them one trillion dollars but smiled while fucking.  the worst kind of maggot possible.  Hamas smiled as did Hussein and then the lights went out and Jack left the building.  he was extremely tired and extremely horny.  he jumped on his tricycle and went to Oliver’s Jeweller’s to see Oliver.  a fine Catholic (yeah right) man.  another peasant.  another con artist.  why are some races known to be con artists and rip off artists while other’s are known to be criminals and drug dealer’s and other’s are known to be drunks while other’s are known to be racist.  could all this be true?  are stereotypes real?  true?  do we avoid talking about them because we are a society of followers who feel that it is better to be nice to people to their faces but FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM BEHIND CLOSED DOORS???
  Jack Tait blew his load all over Oliver’s jewels and then said, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY!!!”
  he knew that it wasn’t a quote from Oliver but a quote from Oliver’s bald peasant of a friend Mel Lastman.  every peasant equally as disgusting and evil. ” Hitler is evil but so are many others so shut the fuck up and look in the mirror.” Jack screamed.  then he calmly said, “short.  bald.  ugly.  slutty.  useless and dull.”  then he left.
  Three hours later Jack Tait passed out alone on his shitty reclining chair in his shitty rundown farmhouse in the middle of nowhere.  he was filled with rage.  but he knew this was a good thing.  “DO NOT LISTEN TO THE PEASANTS…EVER.”  Jack Tait.