does anybody want real anymore???

“LEAVE ME ALONE!!!  LEAVE ME ALONE!!!  I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG.  ALL I DID WAS SPEAK THE TRUTH.  MY TRUTH.  EVERYONE IS PHONY.  EVERYTHING IS WATERED DOWN.  FLUFF RULES.  PHONINESS RULES.  NOW I CAN’T EVEN HAVE AN OPINION WITHOUT ALL THE PUPPETS GETTING UPSET AND TELLING ME TO DO YOGA AND SMILE EVEN WHEN I AM UPSET OR DISGUSTED!!!  THIS IS NOT FAIR ADOLF.  WHY DON’T YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!” Jack ranted.
“YOU DO AS I SAY OR YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE GAS CHAMBER JACK.  I AM SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING YOUR EMOTION ON FACEBOOK.  I AM SICK AND TIRED OF FEELING YOUR WORDS.  I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU ACTUALLY CARING ABOUT WHAT I DO AND WHAT I SAY.  HEIL.  HEIL.  HEIL!!!”  Adolf screamed back.
“I CAN YELL LOUDER THAN YOU ADOLF SO LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO BACK TO MANIPULATING PEOPLE AND BRAINWASHING PEOPLE.  DO WHAT YOU DO BEST.  FIND THE PUPPETS AND BEAT THEM DOWN INTO SUBMISSION AND THEN, IF THAT DOESN’T WORK, KILL THEM WITH GAS!!!”  Jack continued.
“HEIL…HEIL…HEIL…HOW DARE YOU SPEAK YOUR MIND.  WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?  YOU ARE A LONELY NAKED MAN WITH ONE BALL SCRAPING THE GROUND AND YOU RIDE A TRICYCLE.  WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER?  LOOK AT THE PRIESTS, THE BANKERS, THE POLITICIANS, THE PENCIL PUSHERS, AND THE STORE MANAGERS.  THEY ARE FOLLOWING MY PLAN.  YOU SHOULD TOO MY FRIEND!!!”  Adolf continued to yell.  spit flinging into the air and snot stuck to his weird moustache.
“I REFUSE TO BACK DOWN ADOLF.  YOU WILL HAVE TO GET JOSEF AND THE REST OF YOUR PUPPETS TO COME DOWN HERE AND TAKE ME DOWN BECAUSE YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN OLD MAN.  I WILL BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH MY LOUISVILLE SLUGGER BASEBALL BAT!!!”
“HEIL…HEIL…HEIL…ENOUGH!!!  YOU HAVE NO OPINIONS HERE.  THIS IS NOT A FREE WORLD.  YOU ARE WRONG TO GO AGAINST ME.  GO BACK HOME AND WATCH TV.  LISTEN TO POP MUSIC.  WATCH THE EMMY’S AND WATCH THE GRAMMY’S.  WATCH AND LEARN.  WATCH AND LEARN.  WATCH AND LEARN.  LOOK AT ME.  YOUR EYES ARE GETTING SLEEPIER AND SLEEPIER.  SLEEPIER AND SLEEPIER.  DO NOT WATCH ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL.  DO NOT WATCH REQUIEM FOR A DREAM.  THAT IS TOO SCARY.  DO YOU SEE OTHER PEOPLE WATCHING IT???  THEY ARE WATCHING GOOD STUFF LIKE 50 SHADES OF GREY.  HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE?  WHY DO YOU RIDE A TRICYCLE?  YOU SHOULD DRIVE A BIG CAR THAT EATS ALL THE GAS AWAY.  I WILL GIVE YOU A LOAN.  GET A BIG HOUSE TOO JACK.  I WILL LOAN YOU THE MONEY.  I WANT TO HELP YOU.  I CAN EVEN GET YOU A DEAL ON CABLE WHERE YOU CAN GET 1,000 CHANNELS.  ALL THE TOP RATED SHOWS LIKE ELLEN AND KARDASHIANS.  I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND.”  Adolf continued to scream.
“ADOLF YOU HAVE WATERED DOWN OUR WHOLE COUNTRY SO MUCH SO THAT PEOPLE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS REAL AND WHAT IS FAKE ANYMORE.  YOU HAVE PEOPLE BELIEVING IN FAKE WORLDS IN THE SKY AND FAKE MEN WITH BIG BEARDS WHO CAN SOMEHOW PERFORM MIRACLES WHILE YOUNG CHILDREN ARE BUTCHERED DAILY AND YOUNG KIDS ARE STARVING TO DEATH IN AFRICA AND EVEN AMERICA.  YOU HAVE PEOPLE BELIEVING IN BANKS THAT ARE PUT IN PLACE TO ROB YOU OF YOUR MONEY BUT YOU ARREST THE POOR PEASANT WHO TRIES TO MANIPULATE HIS TAXES BECAUSE HE OWES MORE MONEY THAT HE MAKES.  YOU HAVE ALMOST WON ADOLF BUT I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU TO THE BITTER END.  I WILL EXPOSE YOU AT THE EXPENSE OF MY LIFE.  MY WIFE.  MY FAMILY.  MY FRIENDS.  MY FAKE FOLLOWERS ON FACEBOOK AND MY FAKE NEIGHBOURS WHO SMILE EVERYTIME I SEE THEM BUT LEAVE DOG SHITS DAILY ON MY LAWN.  I WILL FUCKING EXPOSE YOU YOU FUCKING MAGGOT.  HEIL…HEIL…HEIL…HEIL…HELL!!!  HELL!!!  HELL!!!  I CAN YELL LOUDER THAN YOU ADOLF.  BYE BYE MY FRIEND!!!”
jack tait jumped on his tricycle and rode away from the villain.  leaving the villain sweating and angry.  jack tait was smiling.  feeling.  angry.  happy.  sad.  lonely.  frustrated.  driven.  opportunistic.  jack had all the emotions that a child had.  that a child has…before he/she gets them beaten out of him/her but a manipulative society run by a manipulative leader with a manipulative agenda.
jack tait was happy while poor. 
most were sad while rich.
phony.  the truth is revealed on your deathbed.  start practicing truth now or look out…IT WON’T BE PRETTY.

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